Arguments About Nothing

Episode 35: Descent Into Mermaidhood

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we give our best accents a go, and Hannah tells us exactly how not to woo her. Exactly the information that her legions of adoring fans have been waiting to know. Download today!

Episode 34: An Unnatural Amount of Chicken Nuggets

If you haven't had some nuggets in a while, you're going to want to throw some in the oven after listening to this weirdly specific episode of Arguments About Nothing. We ask ourselves some pretty silly questions and unearth some new insights into our literal wounded childselves. You will laugh, you will cry, you will laugh some more. Download now!

Episode 33: Love Me For My Domination

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we discuss the very classic question: love or world domination? It’s an oldie but a goodie. We also talk about aggressive acts of kindness and how small talk and park benches are incredibly threatening to at least one of our hosts. Check this out and laugh away your woes.

Episode 32: Miss Congeniality Moment

Reality TV, Van Life, and Ruining Christmas for Children: We’re only covering the most trendy topics on this episode of Arguments About Nothing! We may agree a little too much in this episode, but if you have any hot takes share them with us on Instagram or at argumentsaboutnothing@gmail.com

Episode 31: Weird Humblebrag

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, one of our hosts makes a big announcement that she's been sitting on for OVER A YEAR. Tune in to find out the exciting news! Along the way we will also argue about the most bangable villains and who would play us in our biopic--two completely normal questions that didn't make us feel uncomfortable at all! (I'm lying--we were very uncomfortable). Download now to hear us squirm.

Episode 30: The Claymates

What are the Claymates, you ask? You're going to have to listen to this week's episode for insights into this pop culture gem. We also weigh the benefits of boobs versus hair, like, a weird amount. It's one of our punchiest episodes yet, but you won't want to miss this episode of Arguments About Nothing! Tell us your own thoughts on Instagram at @ArgumentsAboutNothing.

Episode 29: The Traditional Valentine's Burrito

Whether you are happily coupled, single, or figuring it out, you will love spending your Valentine's Day with Arguments About Nothing. We promise, after listening to this, you'll feel better about the state of your own love life, because you won't be dating a man who can't wash his underwear correctly or who was ever in love with a bird. Really, we should all be counting our blessings. Dive into the true worst case scenarios with us, and laugh because none of this is real and nothing really matters anymore.

Episode 28: I'm Not That Girl Anymore

In what may be our most heated episode yet, we go off about primary colors, the correct way to wash underwear, and what the premiere appliance is. Can you tell we’re in our 30s? You won’t want to miss this wild episode! We’re keeping the good times rolling in 2021.

Episode 27: Magic's Happening Right Now

Andddddd we’re back! Returning from our holiday hiatus, we decided to dive into some hot topics. From fast food frankenmeals to stealing toilet paper on a first date, this episode of Arguments About Nothing has it all! You’ll hear a younger, more optimistic duo argue, laugh, and roast each other. Don’t miss it!

Episode 26: An Adult Kevin McCallister

'Tis the season to decide if you would date a Hallmark Christmas RomCom leading man. The descriptions of these guys will leave you wondering about the fine, fine line between romance and literal crime. We'll also discuss our hottest takes about present-giving and some classic holiday movies. If you want to forget all the holiday family drama in your life, check out this episode!